Footballers Jockstrap Sightings

[BillyC]

It's been a while, figured I'd add this one here. View attachment 92160

Great pic, BUT . . . uni pants down but injection in the shoulder?

 

[Opinionman]

Give us the story here? Why is he sitting jocked but he's got his pants around his thighs? Did he pull his pants down so the doctor could inoculate him in the arm??
Certainly love his classic Bike. Fuck... I was just writing an online buddy about how after decades a fuckin jockstrap STILL gets me revved, and Bikes were the best.

 

[Pkelley001]

I watched the Dolphins game Sunday and spotted a few jockstraps so had to google these players. Rare to see such visible jockstrap lines in pro football these days and pretty much non existent in college. I wonder if more of the guys still wear jocks but then wear compression shorts over them?

 

[JockLove68]

OH MY!!!

 

[easlgrundle]

I watched the Dolphins game Sunday and spotted a few jockstraps so had to google these players. Rare to see such visible jockstrap lines in pro football these days and pretty much non existent in college. I wonder if more of the guys still wear jocks but then wear compression shorts over them?

Wondering If that's current, and if so if they're working off of a stockpile of old Bike, if they're supplying with new Bike. Anything recent I don't see a lot of indications of the band but some small indications of Nike pro combat with pads, and maybe some McDavid classics are in circulation. Would love more product identification

 

[easlgrundle]

Wondering If that's current, and if so if they're working off of a stockpile of old Bike, if they're supplying with new Bike. Anything recent I don't see a lot of indications of the band but some small indications of Nike pro combat with pads, and maybe some McDavid classics are in circulation. Would love more product identification

and more product reveal!

 

[jmathers2275]

Wondering If that's current, and if so if they're working off of a stockpile of old Bike, if they're supplying with new Bike. Anything recent I don't see a lot of indications of the band but some small indications of Nike pro combat with pads, and maybe some McDavid classics are in circulation. Would love more product identification

They’re certainly old Bike jockstraps. I’m assuming they have an enormous stockpile because the waistbands don’t match those of the new Bikes. I’m very jealous.

 

[easlgrundle]

They’re certainly old Bike jockstraps. I’m assuming they have an enormous stockpile because the waistbands don’t match those of the new Bikes. I’m very jealous.

I wonder how particular the players are. These are the VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS sports interviewers need to be asking! What's your go to jockstrap these days? Favorite jockstrap brand. Lucky jock? does equipment manager wrangle away your worn underwear to the laundry every practice or do you haul them in every week?

 

[BillyC]

I wonder how particular the players are. These are the VERY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS sports interviewers need to be asking! What's your go to jockstrap these days? Favorite jockstrap brand. Lucky jock? does equipment manager wrangle away your worn underwear to the laundry every practice or do you haul them in every week?

And how often does the equipment manager fail to return a particularly rank jockstrap?

 

[easlgrundle]

If the stockpiles of Bike run low are the players getting all nasty keeping them alive like Sidney Crosby's frankenjock or tepidly trying new jocks. Anybody wearing the new consumer Nikes?

 

[Pkelley001]

Wondering If that's current, and if so if they're working off of a stockpile of old Bike, if they're supplying with new Bike. Anything recent I don't see a lot of indications of the band but some small indications of Nike pro combat with pads, and maybe some McDavid classics are in circulation. Would love more product identification

It’s current for at least a few of the Miami players.

 

[BillyC]

It’s current for at least a few of the Miami players.

I’m starting to like the Dolphins more!

 

[Mick]

 

[jmathers2275]

Here’s one more from a 49ers training camp

 

[Mick]

Here’s one more from a 49ers training camp
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@Timothy! Cleanup in aisle one!

 

[Mick]

 

[Timothy]

Here’s one more from a 49ers training camp
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Oh, FUCK YEA!
Looks like my kind of heaven!!!

 

[Timothy]

Oh, FUCK YEA!
Looks like my kind of heaven!!!

Forgive me guys, what a mess… I just spontaneously ejaculated!

 

[kiltlad82]

Some Miami Dolphins jockstrap shots from Dec 23 / Jan 24

 

[easlgrundle]

 

[easlgrundle]

https://x.com/archivebears/status/1748492729686831458

Gasp!
Didn't know Jason Kelce wore a jockstrap! They're great on them big boys. Super sexy on a center especially. This is the first photo I've seen where it was visible on him, he must be layering it under shorts most of the time or maybe he's just not that sweaty?

There's a couple tweets about his jock hanging from a laundry loop in his locker, i clueong this photo. I'd like a closeup of that as well.

https://x.com/aubbbh/status/1738322223788601727

https://x.com/sassyatlaw/status/1179824787314663424

apparently CamSoda had a pitch for him kind of like they did for Minshew, except Kelce's retiring.

Our audience has gravitated to big, burly men over the years, and you would be a marquee addition to our star-studded lineup. I know you said on your podcast New Heights when discussing the art of snapping that if your knuckles don’t smell like some sweaty balls, you’re not doing it right. After your 13-year career, I would imagine it’s going to be weird without someone fondling your grundle every Sunday. Well at CamSoda, real men aren’t scared of the grundle. We have an assortment of toys you can use at your disposal if you feel so inclined. I know our audience would love for you to get down in that stance some more, this time for a different reason.

https://925xtu.com/2024/01/17/jason-kelce-retires-is-camsoda-next/

some assorted photos, and that's without the ESPN Body Issue with the Philadelphia Eagles linebackers photoshoot. I'll have to dig those up later.

And oh, to be a Kelce sandwich.

 

[easlgrundle]

Can't tell which brand of jockstrap that is.

 

[Timothy]

Can't tell which brand of jockstrap that is.

So sorry, my Jockbros — to break apart from the league here! I really don’t give a fuck what kind of jockstrap it is as all I wanna do is wrap my tongue around his man sac and suck on his scrotal ball sweat and feast from it all night long…

 

[easlgrundle]

 

[Timothy]

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