BillyC
If not commando, then jocked.
A damn site cleaner than ours will be!Enjoy! Here’s a pic of that tree for reference.
A damn site cleaner than ours will be!Enjoy! Here’s a pic of that tree for reference.
A damn site cleaner than ours will be!
Exactly! Instead of spraying the pine scent on the fake tree when we pull it out in December, it’ll be a different kind of aromatic season. Woohoo!Well, if you don’t wash any of them until after the tree comes down, it would even have a great fragrance.
Oh, fuck me under that Christmas tree! Do you have any pics of that Christmas tree? What a fantastic idea… Love it, I love it, love it!Great post. Thanks. I have about 100 of mine hanging in a cabinet in my closet, but nothing could compare to this.
I was creative two Christmases ago though, and had My tree entirely decorated with jocks.
Scroll back a few posts (maybe on the prior page). I added one yesterdayOh, fuck me under that Christmas tree! Do you have any pics of that Christmas tree? What a fantastic idea… Love it, I love it, love it!
Sweet! I’d love to see it, maybe try a wrestleGrew up without a dad, so I had to make my way through the young male world. nabbed my first Jockstrap at the local gym from another young boy whose growing man-Junk I admired while he was in the shower. I cherished it and even sucked on it where the ass straps met the base of the pouch when I got home. He tasted so good!
Needless to say, I started producing spunk around that time and filled that jockstrap many times over. I even wore it to the same gym he still went to! All stained with loads and loads of my ball sweetness, he did a quick double-take on me when I stripped off my gym shorts sporting a Boner in his cum-stained jock!! I left it on the bench next to his open locker as I went to the gangbang showers to rinse off my ball sweat. I actually hung my towel on my rock-hard cock in front of him while on my way to the showers hoping he’d follow me! Upon my return, my cum-stained Jock of his was gone! – But he left me the one he was wearing that day near my open locker! Damn, another precious prize and I again sucked on it all night long.
as I grew up with other jockstraps, and my balls and boy taint and manhole got a lot more hair on them, I got heavily into wrestling, and eventually progressed to Naked Kombat wrestling. Though I have a lanky body, my long legs served me well with many quick scissor-holds, various leg-locks and spring-boarding up off the floor when my opponents thought they had me nailed down. I did not lose many matches at all!
I now have a very extensive collection of jocks and cups that all hang from my bedroom wall on various hooks going around my room! None have ever been washed either and the pure raw male testicular sweat and testosterone emanating from all those straps and cups is mesmerizing and hypnotic when I walk into my room. I always keep the door closed to nicely maintain the rich man scent contained as well as keeping it extra potent and extra special to me.
My bedroom has become a true man’s Jock sanctuary!
You’re a beautiful man I thank youReally a heartfelt story I like how you describe yourself even in the sensations.
This promotes a parody of the old 40s song, "Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me":Oh, fuck me under that Christmas tree! Do you have any pics of that Christmas tree? What a fantastic idea… Love it, I love it, love it!
Don’t get fucked under the Christmas tree in anyone’s jockstrap but mine?This promotes a parody of the old 40s song, "Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me":
"Don't fuck under the Christmas tree with anyone else but me!"
A worthy wish, but it has two too many syllables to fit the metre.Don’t get fucked under the Christmas tree in anyone’s jockstrap but mine?
I can’t say jock and mean jockstrap. Jock is a guy I’m wanting to fuck usually. But point taken on the syllables, and all due respect to the Andrews sisters. I’ll compromise:A worthy wish, but it has two too many syllables to fit the metre.
Try "''neath" instead of "under", and "jock" instead of "jockstrap".
Retired English teacher here. I have a yen to write for Weird Al Yankovich.